is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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