I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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