I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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