Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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