And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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