Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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