i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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