The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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