im drinking this country out of the recession.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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