I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm both gender and math confused
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