So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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