better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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