Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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