You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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