I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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