If i could tip my vagina, i would.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
