fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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