Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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