Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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