i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
