ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
now i know why i became what i already was.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Randomize
