After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
