what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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