You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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