he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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