Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I need water and some morals
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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