Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
