No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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