dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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