dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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