Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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