you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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