i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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