Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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