party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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