i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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