Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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