You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
