If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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