R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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