i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
operation have a gay friend backfired
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
And then my night got REAL pukey
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
