take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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