I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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