I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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