you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize