btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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