Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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