so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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