My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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