I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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