The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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