Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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