this just has baby written all over it
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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