i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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