we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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